I love skinny blondes, and I also love brunettes
The only trouble is I haven’t met the right one yet
Maybe it’s a redhead, who will come and steal my heart
Or a silver haired old lady, looking for a brand-new start

Dating in MY twenties was fun and quite the laugh
But dating in THE twenties is a cold financial bath
No one is going out, so you have to have an APP
But when you take a selfie, you look like a piece of crap

Is it right, or is it left I really need to know
You greet them now on facetime, with your head up in the cloud
And all the lines I used to use
Well, now they’re not allowed

You have to be so careful
In what you say and what you do
They might be phishing, scamming
Only after your bank details, not really after you

You have to work so hard at it
But really here’s the rub
When your brain is in your twenties
And your body now belongs to the over sixties club

I think I’ll just stay single
Wait for inspiration from above
The one thing I have learnt is that
Money can’t buy you love

PJ.
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