There was a man from Scotland
Born in Glasgow by the sea
His given name was William,
A Big Yin, wild and free
He told stories from his homeland
Dressed up like the Pope
Made us cry with laughter
Gave sad wee bastards hope
Sang songs about his wellies
And the Brownies just for fun
Played along with Gerry Rafferty
And other Humble bums
He talked of wee brown jobbies
And eating fish and chips
Taught us how to walk one legged
Especially when pissed
The Church, they didn’t like him
They tried to get him banned
But God, he must have had a word
They now kiss this Big Yins hand
He went to visit Parkinson
And talked into his mike
No one could understand him
Until, he told us of his bike
Well, Parky started laughing
He really couldn’t stop
That’s where it started to get serious
Took this Big Yin to the top
He got a call from Elton
Who asked Bill to come and play
We’re going to crack America
Just don’t tell them that I’m gay
Another friend called Whoopie
Who had a lot of clout
Said we are going to Hollywood
You will be a star, no doubt
Bill met a man he called Baldy
All others called him Sir Sean
He is a Scot from my home land
Another star is born
His wife, the lovely Pammy
A very funny girl
She had to get a Ph.D.
To understand her Billies world
Off he went on to make some films
Though he never topped the bill
He made them laugh, so very much
They always had him killed
He conquered all the world
This lad frae Glasgow town
And everywhere that he went
The people couldn’t frown
Now Parkinson’s come back
With his own disease
Billy said to fuck right off
I want a life of ease
I’m going to sit right here
And doodle drawings on my pad
If people want to buy them
They must be fucking mad.
I love this man called Billy
We all must count his worth
We’ll never see another one
Like him upon this Earth
He brought us all together
With his stories and his jokes
A very special Welder
Who repairs us all, when we are broke.
PJ.
© 2023
The Welder
“The Welder” is a heartfelt tribute to the legendary Scottish comedian Billy Connolly. The poem captures Connolly’s journey from his humble beginnings in Glasgow to becoming an internationally renowned figure. It touches on various aspects of his life and career, including his storytelling abilities, his musical talents, and his impact on people’s lives. The poem paints a picture of a man who brought laughter and joy to many, while also acknowledging his battle with Parkinson’s disease in later life.
This poem is part of Peter J. Watson’s collection “Daftness and other Afflictions”. Watson’s poetry often reflects on life’s ups and downs with a blend of humor and poignancy. His work is relatable and accessible, speaking to everyday experiences and emotions. If you enjoy poetry that touches the heart while occasionally tickling the funny bone, you might find Watson’s collection a delightful read. Why not take a closer look and see if it resonates with you?
