I have a lovely friend
Who is so obsessed with Elvis
She tells me it’s about the voice
Not all about the pelvis
His voice is so ethereal
He always makes me moan
He hasn’t left the building though
He’s an alien, he’s gone home
PJ.
© 2024
“Elvis” is a playful and witty poem that captures the essence of fandom through the lens of humor. The narrator’s friend’s obsession with Elvis takes an unexpected turn when we learn that the King hasn’t simply left the building – he’s returned to his alien home. This clever twist transforms a simple poem about celebrity worship into something more whimsical and memorable.
This gem appears in “Daftness and Other Afflictions,” a delightful collection by Yorkshire poet Peter J. Watson. The book began as therapeutic writing but evolved into a celebration of life’s quirks and observations, offering readers both laughter and contemplation. Watson’s authentic Yorkshire voice shines through in poems that speak to everyday experiences with warmth and wit.
